G.O.A.Tein

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The Greatest of All Time Whey Protein Isolate AND The World’s First Anti-Fart Isolate

You smell that? No, it’s not your usual, horrendous protein farts. 

It’s the glorious smell of greatness. 

You’re about to experience G.O.A.T.EIN, the Greatest of All Time Whey Protein Isolate AND the world’s first Anti-Fart Isolate.

These other brands reek of gassed up claims that their proteins work, but tell that to the hot chick who stopped talking to you after you farted so badly she almost passed out.

Utilizing our “Four Pillars of Greatness”, G.O.A.T.EIN allows you to worry less about your gas and focus more on your mass!